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Top Cheesy Pick Up Lines

 

Unfortunately, we all know about cheesy pick up lines.  We also know they do not work so why do men continue using them when trying to meet a woman!  If you were interested in approaching and meeting a woman, you want to make the best, first impression possible.  Using a cheesy pick line on most women will only lead to rejection or worse.

The following pick up lines are some of the cheesiest – NEVER to be used!

  • “I’m not sure what you think of me but I sure hope it’s dirty”
  • “What would you like for breakfast”
  • “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together”
  • “If this nightclub is a meat market then you must be the prime rib”
  • “I’ve had too much to drink and you’re looking really good”
  • “My name is (name) so you know the right name to scream”
  • “I’ve lost my phone number – can I have yours”
  • “Did we go to different schools together”
  • “Something is wrong with my eyes – I can’t seem to take them of you”
  • “Your father must be an alien because you’re out of this world”
  • “You’re the reason I came here alone tonight”
  • “You’re so hot the devil would sweat”
  • “Can you give me the directions to your heart”
  • “You must have just come out of the oven because you’re smoking hot”
  • “Falling for you would be a short trip”
  • “Hershey makes millions of kisses every day but I just want one”
  • “I have amnesia – do I come here often”
  • “Do you remember me?”  (when she says no) “Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams”
  • “You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy”
  • “You sure have nice looking teeth”
  • “I’m feeling off today – do you want to turn me on?”
  • “If home is where the heart is then my home is in you”
  • “If you were drugs, I would overdose”
  • “Your dad must be a baker because you have nice buns”
  • “Can we share a cab to my place?”
  • “I need a Band-Aid because I hurt my knee when I fell for you”
  • “Hi – who’s your friend”
  • “Can I borrow your library card?”  When she answers (why) – “Because I want to check you out”
  • “Your feet must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night”
  • “What’s your sign”
  • “Kiss me if I’m wrong but isn’t your name Gertrude?”
  • “There must be an airport nearby because my heart is taking off”
  • “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by your beauty”
  • “Are you a light switch because I want to turn you on”
  • “I need to get some air because you took my breath away”
  • “Are you busy tonight at 3:00 a.m.?”
  • “Do you have condoms at your house or do I need to bring my own?”
  • “Do you believe in one-night stands?”